Friday's Quotes of the Week

Friday :D Ahh the end of the week, I know I should be out with my friends or something but instead I'm at home, hoping to get the video player working so i can watch Bridget Jones (We don't have it on dvd :P) and looking forward to my pizza!
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So a long week filled with boring lessons, exams, too much snow but lots of good times, I think it should be ended with my top 5 quotes from this week. At school I take down pretty much anything remotely funny said by people, mainly teachers. I will try to put them in context as some of them might be a bit 'you-had-to-be-there-ish'.

1.) "Maths is like a jam sandwich, the more you put in the more you get out."

2.) (My friend had just a drawn a nose on paper, teacher holds it up to class) "Boys, put your hand up if you think this looks like a pair of breasts." (Teacher puts hand up)

3.) (In snowy weather) "My shoes have melted!"

4.) "You need a shawl to be beautiful."

5.) "We're doing this so that in the speaking exam you will automatically go into the glorious future tense we all dream of."

So I hope you like them, don't worry there are plenty more where those came from! Hope you are all well, thanks for reading!

Gee xx